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Mi'kai, As Argus, the Unmaker: My torment... ends... |
Lady Moonberry: And so, the champions of Azeroth repelled the Burning Legion, ended their crusade, and saved all worlds! |
Ysera: Ysera cheers. |
Droman Aliothe: AND GOOD RIDDANCE! |
Audience Member: Woooo! Way to go! |
Awool: Wait... Worlds have souls? |
Choofa: Apparently? I haven't seen any around here. |
Choofa: At least I don't think so. Wouldn't they be... BIG? |
Slanknen: Perhaps such beings slumber in our groves? |
Lady Moonberry: But as the titans were imprisoning Sargeras, he plunged his sword into the heart of Azeroth! |
Lady Moonberry: Fortunately, he didn't hit any major population centers. |
Featherlight: Next costume! |
Ysera: This cannot be... |
Awool: Wait, so there is a giant sword stuck in $p's world? How does that work? |
Choofa: It kinda goes in like "Shunk"? |
Slanknen: I was an environmental protector in life! You can't just stab a planet without serious repercussions to, well, everything! |
Choofa: Good point. How would you even make a sword that big anyway? Transmute another world? |
Awool: No idea. I don't think I want to meet this Sargeras guy. |
Lady Moonberry: Not long after, Sylvanas Windrunner besieged the night elf home of Teldrassil! |
Astra, As Sylvanas: Lay siege to the World Tree! |
Ysera: Ysera leans forward. |
Mi'kai, As Tyrande: You cannot kill hope! |
Astra, As Sylvanas: Can't I? Well then, I'll just kill the tree! |
Astra, As Sylvanas: BURN IT!!! |
Ysera: Ysera stares aghast. |
Lady Moonberry: And so, Teldrassil was consumed by the flames of war! |
Ysera: No... that... that was only a nightmare! |
Choofa: Oh no! All those souls! |
Slanknen: Indeed, Choofa. This is a terrible tragedy. |
Awool: Wait... They aren't here! I'd have noticed a big group like that! |
Awool: ... Oh... |
Ysera: Ysera weeps. |
Lady Moonberry: And so, the Battle for Azeroth had begun! |
Awool: Woo! Yeah! Wait... Which side are we cheering for? |
Choofa: I'm not sure. Does it matter? |
Winter Queen: The Winter Queen rises from her seat. |
Winter Queen: The fae await her judgment with breathless anticipation... |
Winter Queen: An excellent performance. |
Audience Member: WOOOOO! |
UNKNOWN: Well done, $p! |
Audience Member: YAY! YAAAAAAAY! $p! |
Audience Member: YAY! |
Audience Member: $p! $p! $p! |
UNKNOWN: Impressive performance! |
Choofa: That was fun! |
Droman Aliothe: I liked the part where they beat the Legion. |
Awool: I'm still not clear on how that Sargeras guy got a sword that big. |
Slanknen: I'm still unclear how their world could possibly still exist with a sword in it. |
Choofa: Well I once met someone whose world was a ring, so is it that weird? |
Slanknen: ...Really. |
Choofa: Yeah! Usually appears as a big cat thing... If they're still here. I haven't seen anyone from that grove in awhile. |
Choofa: But that's okay. $p will help us get Ardenweald back on track! I just know it! |